À demain!
—Entendu d’un manifestant à un policier à la fin d’une manif (via entendudansunemanif)
Ta loi spéciale, on s’en casserole!
—Entendu dans une manif (via entendudansunemanif)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTOPHER LEE who is the big 90 today and still very much alive! I suspect he might be a zombie…
Wow shut up how can he be so old
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
But… but bruno mars
Ahah I love you
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
(Source: parjars, via scepthinktank)
HELLO!! I’M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR MY MUM!!
the cheesecake shop on facebook is holding a competition to find australia’s sweetest mum. and i think mine deserves a fair go. she’s been through a lot lately but has always put my familys needs before her own, despite juggling being a mother with a full time job and studying full time at university to get a teaching degree so she could get ANOTHER JOB working with kids like she always wanted.
the major prize is something like $5000 worth of goods, and it would be incredible if i could give her this back for mothers day instead of a scratch lottery ticket and a dollar card. i’m insnanely poor what with being a uni student and i could never afford to give her ANYTHING like this prize offers. it’s only $5000 worth of stuff, but that would make such a difference to her life. it’s all kitchenware and electronics too, and mum’s been wanting to do up the kitchen for ages!
if you’d like to help me, go HERE (you may have to like the page, but its cake. who doesn’t like cake) , click “view/vote entries” and search for “bolton”. if you see the same picture, you’ve found me, and should vote for me! well you don’t have to but i’d really like you to.
i’m reblogging this again cause it’s getting closer to the end date but i want to make sure i can get as many votes as possible by then!
If any of my followers want to go and vote it would be very nice, Bolton is a nice person and she’s trying to do something real sweet for her mom!
poot
(via akayra)

